so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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