After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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