Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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