My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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