I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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