i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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