if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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