and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
