it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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