Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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