If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
