absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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