I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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