I could have mohawked her pubes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
