it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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