Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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