Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
