Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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