why didn't you poke me back
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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