What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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