I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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