Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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