rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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