Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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