What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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