Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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