im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
that is very illegal...i love you.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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