My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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