...so i touched it.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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