stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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