he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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