I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Randomize
