Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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