I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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