talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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