i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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