Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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