Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
