Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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