what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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