Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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