Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We had to coat check the pizza.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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