he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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