But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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