I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Randomize
