I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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