I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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