cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
