i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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