i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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