it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
